Hello, my name is Sewer Head.
I'd like to share something with you.
Have you ever promised someone you'd never leave them but failed to do so?
If one day, you're given a chance to go back and rectify everything,
what would you do?
At first, you'd be excited
because everything would be within your control.
But in the end, you'd realise you're caught in a vicious cycle.
If you were the only one who could relive the memories,
you'd only feel lonely
and the pain of never being able to let go.
Busybody, I'm sorry I didn't love you the best I could.
I am sorry.
Right now, I want to hold you tight again,
whisper in your ear and tell you how much I love you.
(Destiny is not in my hands)
(but miracles can be found)
(The future may change)
(but the best is already in your hands)
(Hold on tight to what you already possess)
We've been so busy we haven't had time to drink water.
We have to be like Iron Man to work with you, Madam.
EU officers must be fit.
You need to practice more if you get tired easily.
Yes, Madam!
No wonder I'm so hungry, it time for a late snack.
Master Wai, please go to our usual parking spot.
I'm going there now.
Here we go... The late night snack!
What happened to my noodles with fried eggs and luncheon meat?
Going after girls and screwed up my order again?
Of course not!
I told Tim to change it.
Your cholesterol is 7.2, no more luncheon meat and fried eggs.
Of all the EU teams in New Territories North,
we're not the fittest already.
I don't want to be the worst either.
From now on, all take-outs must be of "low salt, low fat and low sugar".
Yes, Madam!
Don't say that so quickly!
What?
Go check it out!
Yes, Madam!
Police! Stay where you are!
Run!
Stop! Stop!
Get in the car!
After them!
Why did you stop? Go!
I don't want to die!
Go!
Control, Car 181 followed a suspicious car into Kam Fat Wai.
We're going to check it out now over!
Roger!
There's no one here! They ditched us.
Are you sure?
Let's take a look.
Crap! Now I have to wash the car!
What is that?
Probably cow dung!
Madam!
Working late?
Did you toss that?
We're very hygienic. We don't do anything illegal.
The cows in our walled village are shy.
When they saw you, they must have...
Shut up!
We traced a suspicious vehicle to your village.
We need to search the premises.
Suspicious vehicle?
We've been sitting here all night,
you're the most suspicious.
Don't mind him. Let's go!
You should know the rules.
You can't just waltz in and search our village.
Have you asked us for permission?
That's right!
Police at work. Please cooperate.
We'd love to, but all countries have laws and all families have rules.
As the village chief, even if I agree,
but my fellow villagers are not happy.
I can't help it, right?
Yes!
Even cops can't do as they please.
I dare you to try! I'll sweep you out with my broom!
I'll set the dogs on you.
Dee, turn on the video camera.
Yes, Madam!
Attention, video camera is on.
Don't try to scare us!
Chill... you can video them too.
It's only fair.
Video them...
Get your phones!
Come on...
Do it!
That's gross! I can see my pores...
I'm a resident of this village.
I don't need your permission to enter the village.
No, you don't need permission,
but you're not part of the clan.
I'll let you in if you take off your uniform!
Take it off...
EU Car181, Control calling.
Car181, send.
The car you're pursuing is spotted in Nam Sang Wai.
Hurry up and intercept it, over.
Roger!
Well, Madam? You're leaving?
Get in the car!
Yes, Madam!
Get lost...
Forget these losers. Let's party and be happy.
Let's go...
Come on, Busybody!
(New Territories North HQ)
A security guard of an outdoor parking lot at Pak Nai
was assaulted and injured by 4 suspected illegal immigrants.
According to the description of the victim,
it's likely they're the same group car 181 was pursuing tonight.
I could have caught up with them if those creeps didn't get in the way.
Lee Sir, did the victim see their faces?
Any clues left behind on the scene? Such as fingerprints?
Was the vehicle stolen from the parking lot?
I know you're angry they got away.
We have 0le working on the case.
That's all for tonight. Get some rest. Dismissed!
Yes, Sir! Thank you, Sir!
Don't get so hung up on it.
EUs are not supposed to follow any cases.
Let the others handle it.
I missed them by one traffic light.
We could have caught up with them if Master Wai wasn't dragging his feet.
He takes off as soon as we're dismissed.
His performance is perfunctory and he bolts for the door after work.
I seriously doubt if he has worked for the SDU.
Master Wai is at least better than Yee, who argues about everything.
See you tomorrow, bye!
To each his own. Just do your job.
It's easy for you to say because you have a fit team.
I don't expect them to excel,
I just want them to do better. Is it that hard?
Then let me do a bit better.
Let me drive you home.
Better? That's the least you can do.
Of course!
Are you bored? Shall we go get a drink?
No thanks.
We don't spend enough time together.
We should go out and have some fun.
No, we see each other at work every day.
Can you open the glove compartment?
Okinawa? You want to go away?
Sunny beaches and a big aquarium.
And they have whale sharks. My friend took lots of pictures.
All churches have French windows and great sea view.
I'm sure the wedding pictures will be great.
We need to book ahead.
I know you want to focus on work,
but we've been together for a while.
I think it's about time...
Hear that?
I know, wrong timing.
I won't give up so easily.
So scary!
What's going on?
Alien invasion?
Ouch... electric shock!
Happy April Fool's Day.
Ling Sun-Kwong!
Ling Sun-Kwong, you pulled a prank on me!
That thing is so ugly.
Don't put it on your face, you pervert!
Totally perverted, but it's Bobby.
The thunder scared it so badly.
It wasn't easy to calm him down.
You scared me with the alarm. Why didn't you coax me?
(Parents are the best, kids with a mother is precious...)
Dropped another 300 points?
Someone's face will be as black as Bobby.
Why did we have to move out here?
Grocery shopping is like the long march, braving the sun and the rain.
Mom, you're just itching to check the stock machine
and shoot the breeze with those housewives.
That's what housewives do.
Not everyone is like your father,
who wants to live like a recluse after he retired
and moved to this desolate place
where chickens can't even lay eggs.
Chickens don't lay eggs because you're wasting food.
Instant kill, Dad!
You taught those "Return to the Field" poems for 20 years,
but it doesn't mean you have to do it.
Who do you think you are? Su Dongpo?
It's Tao Yuanming, Mom!
I don't care which!
I don't know what your Dad is thinking.
I just don't understand.
That's because you never bothered to experience nature, OK?
Experience? I step on cow dung 10 times a day.
That's my experience. I just can't get through to you.
I think it's nice we can get up early and have a chat.
Good! Drink this five green juice to cleanse your system.
Do I have to?
You stay up late and don't eat regularly.
Drink this if you don't want to constipate or have bad breath.
It takes me months to grow the ingredients.
Don't waste it.
I'm drinking it. You're mad?
I'm going out to the field.
Mate...
Must keep an eye on the Addams Family.
According to the CIe,
we believe the suspects who beat up the security guard at Pak Nai
was sneaking into Hong Kong to carry out illegal activities.
Look out for them on your patrol.
Thanks!
Madam, Sewer Head is at a tea stand.
Madam, you think he's related to those thugs?
We'll soon find out.
I'm telling you because you're one of us.
Without land grant from the government,
it's useless to hang onto your Small House Concessionary Right.
Numbers are nothing unless you turn them into money in your pocket.
Who said you can drink that?
They are for Brother Ho!
Brother Ho!
And the cheque is yours.
You know my father won't let me sell.
Your father is an old fossil,
but a young man must look ahead.
Sell your right and use the money to start a business.
They say Sewer Head is buying up all the concessionary rights.
He's obviously conning his fellow villagers.
He takes advantage of their ignorance
and collaborates with the developer to con their land.
What a pity to have a village chief like him.
Sewer Head, you creep!
Because I refused to sell my concessionary right,
you poured red paint on my house.
Who the heck do you think you are?
I dare you to make a move on me!
I'll bury you!
Don't think we won't!
Go to Hell!
Freaking thing!
You want trouble, jerk?
You won't live to go home.
See that, Madam? Arrest him!
Don't tell Madam what to do.
Let him go if he clears Code 6.
Yes, Madam!
Madam, with you here to protect us,
the crime rate has gone down.
Then work with us. Tell me where the suspects are.
I don't know!
Don't you toy with me!
Only you saw them,
I haven't laid eyes on them.
If you want to know, ask Tin Hau at the big temple.
Boys...
Let's take Ho somewhere else to sign that.
Yes!
Police! Stay where you are!
Move over!
What have you got, Madam?
Yes, what?
Madam, I still want to eat this.
For heaven's sake, Madam!
I've passed the business card I found in the planters
and the convenient store receipt to the CIe.
Think they'll take it seriously?
They will if what you found is useful.
You've already done your job.
Don't push yourself to do 120%.
They tossed them aside after they took one look.
It's time to go for the day.
You're lucky they didn't end up in the garbage.
Weather has been bad.
Try not to get sick, OK?
Gotta go!
Bye! Bye!
(Tyrannosaurus Bar)
The cops are catching on.
Put a hold on everything.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll let you know if I hear anything.
No signals?
Why are you following me?
That's crazy! Who's following you?
Trying to scare me?
I'm calling the Police.
Watch where you're going!
You!
I was following a suspect,
but he drove the car towards me at a high speed.
Luckily I dodged just in time
or else I'd have been killed.
Yes, I have been drinking.
But I've passed the breath test.
I was hurrying back to the walled village
to help Granny Kam fix her drain blockage.
I didn't expect Madam to bolt out onto the street.
Luckily she just scraped herself.
I'm dead if she's disfigured and I was forced to marry her.
What did you say? I can arrest you.
Now that reminds me, I'm in pain...
Are you alright?
Yes, I just scraped myself.
Have a chat.
Thanks, buddy.
Sit down!
Told you not to act on your own.
See? Now you got yourself in an accident.
It was no accident. He tried to run me down.
He's connected to the 4 suspects.
Calm down!
Every time I go after the suspects,
why else would he get in my way?
Friends of the media,
we'll start the ceremony at the auspicious hour.
Do stay and enjoy the feast after that.
Sure! Great!
Madam, how kind of you to drop by.
You were up late last night.
Strainer, give Madam a giant joss stick.
Madam!
This should be enough for you.
Mr. Chow, Mr. Ho, why are you here?
Mr. Ho!
Bootlicker!
Kwok Sir!
This is a private function, "Dad" and "Uncle" will do.
Dad knew you were injured trying to catch a suspect.
He said if he were younger, he'd rather catch a suspect
than entertain these village squires.
Don't give away my secrets.
Kwok Sir!
Crystal Pear and Siu-mei are over there.
Go talk to them, I'll keep Dad company.
What are you doing here?
You know my brother has clout in Yuen Long.
I had to show my support.
I got wind Chow Bing-yan is suspected of bribing a high government official
to green light his application for approval to develop the wetland.
How is that related to you?
You're after an A1 headline?
Oh come on! Stick to your food column!
I'm not like you at all.
Except for looking pretty, your famous line is "I hate politics".
I object!
You deny having said that?
No, I never said that.
But I'm pretty, and I don't have to look pretty.
What? Is he making fun of me?
Sewer Head is laughing the loudest.
You seem to have a bone to pick with him.
I was told he came back a few years ago to become the village chief.
Nobody knew what he was doing before that.
As a reporter, can you dig up his past?
Please come in...
As Mr. Ho has requested,
this club was designed by a famous designer,
using only materials from Europe.
We have a bar, sauna, movie theatre,
karaoke, make out room...
I mean a lounge, everything you need.
The point is inside the walled village,
this is as exclusive as it gets.
Mr. Ho and his friends can enjoy themselves in any way they please.
Shut up and pour the wine!
No problem!
Have a seat, Mr. Chow.
Sure!
We have nothing but land here in the northern district.
If we capitalise on the high speed rail,
I guarantee the crummy land out there
will become luxury housing worth $100K per square feet.
Whether or not we get this project will depend on your clout, Mr. Ho.
Rest assured, Mr. Chow.
I even bought the concessionary right of the ex-village chief's son.
He can't possibly stop the others from selling.
With our help, you can buy as many as you like.
Excuse me, I need to use the toilet.
This way, Mr. Chow.
Mr. Ho, if you work with Mr. Chow on such a big project,
you're likely to become a major developer.
You'll need a lot of capital for something this big.
Sorry for shooting off my mouth!
Shut up! You have no right to talk without Mr. Ho's permission.
You became this stupid village chief because of me.
Just do whatever I tell you to do.
Everything else is none of your business.
Yes, Mr. Ho.
Crap! Madam, didn't you see the big sign on the door?
I see, you want to meet Little Sewer Head.
Cut the crap! Did anyone come in here?
Do you count?
Quit your act! I saw you with the suspect at the ancestral hall.
Then you should look in the ancestral hall.
You came into the toilet to visit him...
You're always in my way, creep!
I'll get you for this.
This is the men's room, you can't come and go as you please.
CIB and OCTB just located the suspects who beat up the security guard,
and zeroed in on their hideout.
They'll make an arrest today.
EU will set up roadblocks along several major routes
to back up their operation.
Relax! The CIB and OCTB operation is their business.
Am I right, Master Wai?
Just don't get licked.
I want to go home safe and sound.
Freeze! Police!
Don't move! Police!
What? OK...
There was no one there.
Did they get wind and split?
It's hailing! Run!
It stopped.
Storms gather without warning indeed.
Hurry up and pack it up! It may start all again.
Stop playing with the phone.
Madam, should we take down the roadblock?
You're kidding! We're still working?
It won't kill you.
Show me your ID. card and driver's license.
Go!
Wait!
Go!
Drive!
After them!
Go to Hell!
Grenade!
You losers! It's just a potato!
EU Car 181 calling Control!
Control send.
Suspects on a vegetable truck heading for the city.
(3rd April)
No! What are you doing? Help...
Attention all units,
on Kau Yuk Road at 15:30,
a security guard reported a woman taken hostage by 3 masked men
and boarded a white van with license plate TD1755.
The van is heading towards Tin Shui Wai on Castle Peak Road.
Nearby EUs please try to intercept it.
EU car 181 going to Tin Shui Wai from Yuen Long. Roger.
The security guard added
the woman held is the sister of village squire Ho Chin-cheung, Ho Siu-mei.
Please note. Over.
Siu-mei!?
She's loaded. It's obviously kidnapping.
These people had a lot of nerve to make a move on Ho Chin-cheung's sister.
Their mission is to kidnap Siu-mei?
Crystal Pear, Siu-mei has been kidnapped.
What?
I told you to dig up the dirt on Sewer Head.
What have you got?
He seized government land and wasteland in Yuen Long for private use.
He owns the Tai Ting Warehouse.
Tai Ting Warehouse?
Thanks!
Master Wai, go to the Tai Ting Warehouse.
Madam, all the EUs are heading towards Tin Shui Wai. This is not right.
I'm the IC of this car, just do as I say.
Hello, Ching! What's up?
Fung, where are you?
Heading for Tai Ting Warehouse.
What?
I think those guys kidnapped Siu-mei
and Sewer Head is involved.
I don't know what Intel you have,
but you mustn't do anything reckless.
You should call Control and the Command Car before you take action.
I will! I'll need backup anyway.
Hello? Hello...
Control, EU Car 181 calling... over!
No response!
Madam, there's no signal on my phone either.
Master Wai, just go to Tai Ting.
We're in trouble for defying an order.
It's worse if we find anything.
Better put on the bulletproof vest.
Put on the vest and helmet.
Madam, there's nothing here.
Let's join the other cars, we can still make it in time.
Go to Tin Shui Wai!
It's them!
Fix them!
Call for backup!
Madam, there's still no signal.
Be on your toes!
Where is Siu-mei?
Fung! Over here...
Fung! Wait.
You must stay calm.
Dad...
Wake up, Dad!
What are you doing here?
Wake up, Dad! It's Fung!
Dad...
Answer me!
He was probably hit by a stray bullet.
Wake up, Dad...
Dad, wake up...
Please answer me, Dad...
Dad, wake up! Can you hear me?
I'm sorry, we did our best.
Honey...
Madam!
What are you doing here?
We heard about Uncle Hoi.
We came to convey our condolences.
Please let us know if you need anything.
Here's a little something from us, as the village chief...
Hey...
Quit your Mr. Nice Guy act.
I know you're connected to those thugs.
You killed my father. I will nail you!
Calm down!
Sewer Head!
It's not my fault!
We're still looking for the kidnappers,
but we've found Siu-mei.
How is she?
The kidnappers took her for a spin
and then left her by the hillside unharmed.
Whether the kidnappers are connected to the men at the shootout,
has yet to be confirmed.
Lee Sir!
I'll get back to work, Sir!
Sorry, Sir!
I'm very sorry about your father.
I'm sorrier still you acted on your own.
I tried to call Control, but there were no signals.
All the more reason not to take any risks.
If only you had stopped to think,
the shootout would not have taken place
and your father wouldn't...
I understand the pain of watching your loved one die.
But pain is something you'll get used to.
You'll feel numb and nothing matters anymore.
Thanks.
Madam, I just wanted to say whatever will happen will happen.
No matter how heart-broken or guilty you feel,
there's no way to make up for it.
Are you showing concern or mocking me?
Sorry!
(23:55, 3rd April)
It took me months to grow the ingredients for the five green juice. Don't waste it.
If only you had stopped to think,
your father wouldn't...
Dad, it's Fung! Dad...
Even Heaven is toying with me.
What do you want from me?
You want to toy with me again?
Come on, let's play...
(4th April, 00:00...)